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31-05-12, 23:11
10 top selling products specially designed for mm (these are all new inventions)...
1) cooking oil
no smoke/fumes peanut oil. guaranteed no fume/smoke else manufacturer repaints your mm. *term & conditions apply
(else with your limited cooking skill, your bedsheet, sofa, curtain will be coated with a layer of tar)
2) waterproof electrical appliances
Water & weatherproof washing machines, fridge, dryer. mm too small, all these items are squeezed out to the balcony.
(else very soon you will have problems opening your fridge/washer/dryer's door in your kitchen, or the door hits your tummy)
3) pull down wall curtain
like some theatre stage pull down scenery curtain, provides you different scenery and four seasons feeling
(else soon you can gone nuts inside the tight 4 mm walls)
4) pet's house
is a dog house and your balcony arm chair built into one. Reason: MCST have to allow you to leave a "balcony chair" outside. Your mm is too cramped for you and your dog, and so your doggie kena squeezed out to balcony at night
product comes with full security alarm and aircon etc for your pet
It will be a nice sunday morning sitting on your balcony chair, enjoying some morning sun + coffee, pull your doggie out from below your chair and holding it...
(else very soon your pet will start chewing your sofa inside the cramped + bored mm)
5) 6-in-1 sofa bed
Besides a sofa & bed, it also functions as a massage chair and etc
(else very soon every bone inside your body will start aching bcoz you got very little space for maneuver)
6) shoe rack
As oppose to normal shoe rack with good ventilation, this one is air-tight
(else smell of your sports wear will reach your mm bedroom at middle of the night)
7) emoticon display
Some simple small LCD TV display to show your mood. Install at every balcony of each mm.
Tells your neighbors your mood today, they can decide to invite you for lunch or don't kacau you.
Some signs like "assho! =>", "<= bitch!" also available but not recommended by MCST
(else you might try to enter your cute female neighbor's mm while her grand aunty is in town)
8) iBox, intelligent big storage box
scenario:
Early morning you kena woke up by door bell, and found out your parents at your door step,
you quick press a remote control button, an intelligent big storage box automatically navigates to you.
you then throw all your messy stuffs in mm into the box.... things like XXX DVD, credit card warning letters, photos of last cross-dressing party, dirty laundry socks/undies either yours or not yours.....
After that press the "hide" button on the storage box. The storage box will find a location to hide itself, it will auto search bomb-shelter, under the bed, toilet and etc...
(else you will kena nagged jialat jialat)
9) Vending machines
Those who are staying in mm likely to be single, successful and busy. You seldom have time for supermart grocery shopping.
This vending machines supply you your emergency needs in a small box, 24hr/day.
Items inside each box: few cans of beer, potato chips, AAA battery, CD disc, 3M Transparency, condoms, anti pregnancy pills, disposable undies etc etc whatever for your work or fun
(else it spoils your that lucky day/night, or lost chances of job promotion liow)
10) Fake Aircon Compressor
There is no way you could hide a person easily inside an mm, and there are emergency times when you need to hide a person,
This fake aircon compressor or outdoor condensing unit comes in handy for hiding a person. Unless someone in smart enough to figure out an mm does not need such high power 2nd compressor
Why and when you need to hide a person??... surprisingly quite often in mm life..
- you need to hide the lady when.... her husband or father forced into your mm
- you need to hide yourself when... your pregnant ex-gf is here, and you forgot to change lock...
- you need to hide a full size human doll when... your boss’ cute secretary delivers some document to your mm
(else you might have a broken nose, a swollen eye, or red face)
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ok,... me going zzZZZ liow.... :sleep:
and me only trying to be creative in product design hor, so don;t flame me...
feel free to add on to the list....
good night... yawnnn...
1) cooking oil
no smoke/fumes peanut oil. guaranteed no fume/smoke else manufacturer repaints your mm. *term & conditions apply
(else with your limited cooking skill, your bedsheet, sofa, curtain will be coated with a layer of tar)
2) waterproof electrical appliances
Water & weatherproof washing machines, fridge, dryer. mm too small, all these items are squeezed out to the balcony.
(else very soon you will have problems opening your fridge/washer/dryer's door in your kitchen, or the door hits your tummy)
3) pull down wall curtain
like some theatre stage pull down scenery curtain, provides you different scenery and four seasons feeling
(else soon you can gone nuts inside the tight 4 mm walls)
4) pet's house
is a dog house and your balcony arm chair built into one. Reason: MCST have to allow you to leave a "balcony chair" outside. Your mm is too cramped for you and your dog, and so your doggie kena squeezed out to balcony at night
product comes with full security alarm and aircon etc for your pet
It will be a nice sunday morning sitting on your balcony chair, enjoying some morning sun + coffee, pull your doggie out from below your chair and holding it...
(else very soon your pet will start chewing your sofa inside the cramped + bored mm)
5) 6-in-1 sofa bed
Besides a sofa & bed, it also functions as a massage chair and etc
(else very soon every bone inside your body will start aching bcoz you got very little space for maneuver)
6) shoe rack
As oppose to normal shoe rack with good ventilation, this one is air-tight
(else smell of your sports wear will reach your mm bedroom at middle of the night)
7) emoticon display
Some simple small LCD TV display to show your mood. Install at every balcony of each mm.
Tells your neighbors your mood today, they can decide to invite you for lunch or don't kacau you.
Some signs like "assho! =>", "<= bitch!" also available but not recommended by MCST
(else you might try to enter your cute female neighbor's mm while her grand aunty is in town)
8) iBox, intelligent big storage box
scenario:
Early morning you kena woke up by door bell, and found out your parents at your door step,
you quick press a remote control button, an intelligent big storage box automatically navigates to you.
you then throw all your messy stuffs in mm into the box.... things like XXX DVD, credit card warning letters, photos of last cross-dressing party, dirty laundry socks/undies either yours or not yours.....
After that press the "hide" button on the storage box. The storage box will find a location to hide itself, it will auto search bomb-shelter, under the bed, toilet and etc...
(else you will kena nagged jialat jialat)
9) Vending machines
Those who are staying in mm likely to be single, successful and busy. You seldom have time for supermart grocery shopping.
This vending machines supply you your emergency needs in a small box, 24hr/day.
Items inside each box: few cans of beer, potato chips, AAA battery, CD disc, 3M Transparency, condoms, anti pregnancy pills, disposable undies etc etc whatever for your work or fun
(else it spoils your that lucky day/night, or lost chances of job promotion liow)
10) Fake Aircon Compressor
There is no way you could hide a person easily inside an mm, and there are emergency times when you need to hide a person,
This fake aircon compressor or outdoor condensing unit comes in handy for hiding a person. Unless someone in smart enough to figure out an mm does not need such high power 2nd compressor
Why and when you need to hide a person??... surprisingly quite often in mm life..
- you need to hide the lady when.... her husband or father forced into your mm
- you need to hide yourself when... your pregnant ex-gf is here, and you forgot to change lock...
- you need to hide a full size human doll when... your boss’ cute secretary delivers some document to your mm
(else you might have a broken nose, a swollen eye, or red face)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ok,... me going zzZZZ liow.... :sleep:
and me only trying to be creative in product design hor, so don;t flame me...
feel free to add on to the list....
good night... yawnnn...