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proud owner
26-08-09, 01:33
http://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/471801/for-sale-braddell-road


see what she said about the location ...

and where on earth in singapore can you find a location tahts near 3 MRT station ?

our transport minister eat full no shit build 3 mrt station close to one another ?


in short , it is NOT near any of the 3 ..

kalumder
26-08-09, 02:09
well at least she did not exagerate that the place is near to the petrol station. I would say she undersold that aspect. It is right next to it. that is one explosive listing...

Maybe we should start a thread just dedicated to all the "interesting listings". Everyday I come across something questionable or funny.

proud owner
26-08-09, 02:13
well at least she did not exagerate that the place is near to the petrol station. I would say she undersold that aspect. It is right next to it. that is one explosive listing...

Maybe we should start a thread just dedicated to all the "interesting listings". Everyday I come across something questionable or funny.


she said its good fengshui ...next to OIL ? hahahhahaahha

indeed it is a dangerous location .. especially if owner smokes ... a casual flick of the cigarette butt would send the whole area into a 'firework' display

xebay11
26-08-09, 07:53
maybe one day the Govt may reolcate these stations and it will boom in price. BTW many of such houses also get bought and sold, so some people may not mind actually, the world is made up of different people with different needs and wants, one man's meat, another man's poison.

august
26-08-09, 10:53
http://cdn.propertyguru.com.sg/images/thumb/9/0/a/b/90abd1505846_1_V550.jpg

holy shiat! :scared-4:

can die from petrol fumes poisoning also lol ~ :p

zimmer
26-08-09, 13:44
At least the agent is honest with the photo posting. You gotta admit, the view is funny though.

passivity
26-08-09, 13:49
the other problem is noise because these petrol stations operate 24x7x365. I remembered a program on channel 8 ("qian xian zui ji"). Residents' bedroom windows face a petrol station that has car wash services. Residents complain about the noise like mad.... the high-pressure water jet, the constant stream of cars driving in and out.... :banghead:

KarenK
26-08-09, 13:53
At least the agent is honest with the photo posting. You gotta admit, the view is funny though.

maybe she really had no choice........this could really be the BEST view from the property liao.....:scared-1:

durian
26-08-09, 13:55
You will be surprised. Emerald garden is located within walking distance to 6 MRT stations namely Outram Park, Chinatown, Tanjong Pagar, Raffles Place, Clark Quay and cross street (to be completed). All less than 1 km away.



http://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/471801/for-sale-braddell-road


see what she said about the location ...

and where on earth in singapore can you find a location tahts near 3 MRT station ?

our transport minister eat full no shit build 3 mrt station close to one another ?


in short , it is NOT near any of the 3 ..

shespawn
26-08-09, 14:06
haha, she can paint the bad points like they are good points. so funny. should post more of such dumb ads..

xebay11
26-08-09, 14:46
haha, she can paint the bad points like they are good points. so funny. should post more of such dumb ads..

Be fair, what would you do if you were the agent? If they don't paint such picture how do they make a living?

shespawn
26-08-09, 15:16
Be fair, what would you do if you were the agent? If they don't paint such picture how do they make a living?

geez, like that if i am agent, and im selling properties near graveyards, I must say: Good fengshui! can see your ancestors!

seriously, who likes to stay next to oil petrol stations?

alamak
26-08-09, 16:54
geez, like that if i am agent, and im selling properties near graveyards, I must say: Good fengshui! can see your ancestors!

seriously, who likes to stay next to oil petrol stations?

S$ 1,900,000 View to Offer | 5 beds | 4 baths
4,200 sqft / 390 sqm | S$ 452.38 psf (land) - 5,000 sqft / 465 sqm | S$ 380.00 psf (built-in)
Gd location!


Gd fengshui! Near to Petrol Station! Near to main buzzling road!

Near to 3 Mrt! Bishan, Toa Payoh and Potong Pasir!

Don't laugh and poke fun here b'cos you don't have $$$ to buy it. :tsk-tsk:

Next to petrol stn ok wat. Near main rd good what. S'pore is too safe and strigent for Petrol stn to go Ka boom.
. If I had 1.9 M, I would seriously considered a landed semi-detached in Braddell Ok. Freehold , landed , more spacious and psf can see can feel ..much much cheaper than some stupid 1,000 psf LH empty space stacked in the sky that caused Millions $$ also. See Who has the last laugh or last cry :banghead:

cheerful
26-08-09, 17:44
well, guess the advantage of staying near a kiosk is the "convenience" of 24-hr mart?
:rolleyes:

shespawn
26-08-09, 20:01
S$ 1,900,000 View to Offer | 5 beds | 4 baths
4,200 sqft / 390 sqm | S$ 452.38 psf (land) - 5,000 sqft / 465 sqm | S$ 380.00 psf (built-in)
Gd location!


Gd fengshui! Near to Petrol Station! Near to main buzzling road!

Near to 3 Mrt! Bishan, Toa Payoh and Potong Pasir!

Don't laugh and poke fun here b'cos you don't have $$$ to buy it. :tsk-tsk:

Next to petrol stn ok wat. Near main rd good what. S'pore is too safe and strigent for Petrol stn to go Ka boom.
. If I had 1.9 M, I would seriously considered a landed semi-detached in Braddell Ok. Freehold , landed , more spacious and psf can see can feel ..much much cheaper than some stupid 1,000 psf LH empty space stacked in the sky that caused Millions $$ also. See Who has the last laugh or last cry :banghead:

im not poking fun of it because i don't have the money to buy it. It's whether im interested anot. the fact is, the cons of staying next to a petrol station weighs down more than the pros. there are lots of landed properties in singapore, you don't have to squeeze urself or make do with the condition to get ur landed.

proud owner
26-08-09, 20:14
S$ 1,900,000 View to Offer | 5 beds | 4 baths
4,200 sqft / 390 sqm | S$ 452.38 psf (land) - 5,000 sqft / 465 sqm | S$ 380.00 psf (built-in)
Gd location!


Gd fengshui! Near to Petrol Station! Near to main buzzling road!

Near to 3 Mrt! Bishan, Toa Payoh and Potong Pasir!

Don't laugh and poke fun here b'cos you don't have $$$ to buy it. :tsk-tsk:

Next to petrol stn ok wat. Near main rd good what. S'pore is too safe and strigent for Petrol stn to go Ka boom.
. If I had 1.9 M, I would seriously considered a landed semi-detached in Braddell Ok. Freehold , landed , more spacious and psf can see can feel ..much much cheaper than some stupid 1,000 psf LH empty space stacked in the sky that caused Millions $$ also. See Who has the last laugh or last cry :banghead:


for 1.9 mio you can get a lot of landed in good location ,.. walking distance within 8 mins to MRT ... also have 2 petrol kiosks within 8 mins walk .. yet away from them .. quiet , away from main road ( risk govt widen road and acquire back your land) ....

dfstan
26-08-09, 21:02
for 1.9 mio you can get a lot of landed in good location ,.. walking distance within 8 mins to MRT ... also have 2 petrol kiosks within 8 mins walk .. yet away from them .. quiet , away from main road ( risk govt widen road and acquire back your land) ....

for example?

shespawn
26-08-09, 21:22
for example?

go search on property sites lah, there are quite a number.

proud owner
26-08-09, 21:23
for example?


not sure if i should post it here .... cos i am still trying to buy one more there hahah

xebay11
26-08-09, 22:04
for 1.9 mio you can get a lot of landed in good location ,.. walking distance within 8 mins to MRT ... also have 2 petrol kiosks within 8 mins walk .. yet away from them .. quiet , away from main road ( risk govt widen road and acquire back your land) ....

$1.9 m not semi D I am sure.

maisonjai
27-08-09, 13:44
she forgot to add, be the 1st in the queue if Shel offer 44% off on National Day.:character0029:

Full View of Petrol Price Movement:spliff: