The Wayang Man
His arms across his table he laid;
He looks more cunning than words can say;
Barehanded came the wayang man
Before the PE TV live event.
In awe and sceptics the folks came forward,
To meet and greet him afterward;
‘It is no wonder,’ said the folks,
‘He is more cunning than fox.’
As cunning the fox in the dark forest,
He in a nice attire was seen;
Some praised his dear Patrick son,
with passion in science over twelve years of decent time
So sweet a face, such an angel grace,
In all Singaland had never been.
Folks swore a cursing oath:
‘This wayang man shall never be my man!’
Guess who this is?
Daft, Dafter, Dafterest!!!!