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    Default 10 top selling products specially designed for mm (all new inventions)...

    10 top selling products specially designed for mm (these are all new inventions)...

    1) cooking oil
    no smoke/fumes peanut oil. guaranteed no fume/smoke else manufacturer repaints your mm. *term & conditions apply
    (else with your limited cooking skill, your bedsheet, sofa, curtain will be coated with a layer of tar)

    2) waterproof electrical appliances
    Water & weatherproof washing machines, fridge, dryer. mm too small, all these items are squeezed out to the balcony.
    (else very soon you will have problems opening your fridge/washer/dryer's door in your kitchen, or the door hits your tummy)

    3) pull down wall curtain
    like some theatre stage pull down scenery curtain, provides you different scenery and four seasons feeling
    (else soon you can gone nuts inside the tight 4 mm walls)

    4) pet's house
    is a dog house and your balcony arm chair built into one. Reason: MCST have to allow you to leave a "balcony chair" outside. Your mm is too cramped for you and your dog, and so your doggie kena squeezed out to balcony at night
    product comes with full security alarm and aircon etc for your pet
    It will be a nice sunday morning sitting on your balcony chair, enjoying some morning sun + coffee, pull your doggie out from below your chair and holding it...
    (else very soon your pet will start chewing your sofa inside the cramped + bored mm)

    5) 6-in-1 sofa bed
    Besides a sofa & bed, it also functions as a massage chair and etc
    (else very soon every bone inside your body will start aching bcoz you got very little space for maneuver)

    6) shoe rack
    As oppose to normal shoe rack with good ventilation, this one is air-tight
    (else smell of your sports wear will reach your mm bedroom at middle of the night)

    7) emoticon display
    Some simple small LCD TV display to show your mood. Install at every balcony of each mm.
    Tells your neighbors your mood today, they can decide to invite you for lunch or don't kacau you.
    Some signs like "assho! =>", "<= bitch!" also available but not recommended by MCST
    (else you might try to enter your cute female neighbor's mm while her grand aunty is in town)

    8) iBox, intelligent big storage box
    scenario:
    Early morning you kena woke up by door bell, and found out your parents at your door step,
    you quick press a remote control button, an intelligent big storage box automatically navigates to you.
    you then throw all your messy stuffs in mm into the box.... things like XXX DVD, credit card warning letters, photos of last cross-dressing party, dirty laundry socks/undies either yours or not yours.....
    After that press the "hide" button on the storage box. The storage box will find a location to hide itself, it will auto search bomb-shelter, under the bed, toilet and etc...
    (else you will kena nagged jialat jialat)

    9) Vending machines
    Those who are staying in mm likely to be single, successful and busy. You seldom have time for supermart grocery shopping.
    This vending machines supply you your emergency needs in a small box, 24hr/day.
    Items inside each box: few cans of beer, potato chips, AAA battery, CD disc, 3M Transparency, condoms, anti pregnancy pills, disposable undies etc etc whatever for your work or fun
    (else it spoils your that lucky day/night, or lost chances of job promotion liow)

    10) Fake Aircon Compressor
    There is no way you could hide a person easily inside an mm, and there are emergency times when you need to hide a person,
    This fake aircon compressor or outdoor condensing unit comes in handy for hiding a person. Unless someone in smart enough to figure out an mm does not need such high power 2nd compressor
    Why and when you need to hide a person??... surprisingly quite often in mm life..
    - you need to hide the lady when.... her husband or father forced into your mm
    - you need to hide yourself when... your pregnant ex-gf is here, and you forgot to change lock...
    - you need to hide a full size human doll when... your boss’ cute secretary delivers some document to your mm
    (else you might have a broken nose, a swollen eye, or red face)




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    ok,... me going zzZZZ liow....
    and me only trying to be creative in product design hor, so don;t flame me...
    feel free to add on to the list....
    good night... yawnnn...

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    LOL,

    pro-MM realities:

    1. iPod - throw your CDs / CD rack away, you won't need it
    2. iPad - throw your books / bookshelf away, you won't need it
    3. Wireless LAN - throw your wires away, you won't need it
    4. LED TV - Just mount on wall, very space efficient
    5. Small but powerful vacuum cleaner - 1800W but tiny workhorse
    6. Cost of living and super pressure of PSLE - ensure no kid or one kid, just buy one MM for your kid as your kid likely to stay singles (or just pass your HDB to your kid and you stay in MM)
    7. Facebook - ensure you keep in touch with your relatives, parents, siblings and everyone has separate MM
    8. Integrated shopping mall or shopping mall everywhere in SG - ensure you won't need to cook
    9. High PUB bill - ensure you feel good when staying in MM
    10. Netbook or ultrabook - who needs a PC
    11. Spend 50k to renovate till you are proud of your MM
    12. MM is a fashion statement especially if you are single and eligible, more than one MM you are entitled to contest
    Ride at your own risk !!!

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    Top 10 products for MM : -

    1. Disposable Wall Paper : - we are specalising in delivering a comprehensive range and low cost wall papers for your MM. Please feel free to call us.

    2. LCD Wall : - Our new products, LCD Wall can install on your 4 sides of wall. You can change wall color or design with your ipad. You can choose any side of the wall to become your Computer Screen or TV screen, resize to anysize you like.

    3. Cleaning Services : We are Cleaning Company dedicated to MM with very very competitive rates. Please call us if you need MM cleaning services.

    4. Storage Services : We are storage services provider dedicated to MM owner with good rates. We can deliver the items to you on your doorstep whenever you require it.

    5. Air Purifier for MM : with air purifier with fragrance, there will never have any smell of your socks/shoes/dirty cloths. Please contact us if your need special air purifier for MM.

    6. Mini Bar / Mini Washing Machine : - We are specialized in providing minibar or mini Washing Machine for MM. Please call us to find out more.

    7. Furniture for MM : We are specialized in providing custom made furnitures for MM.

    8. Interior Design for MM : We are specialized in providing interior design for MM.

    9. MM Social Club : We welcome all the MM tenants/owner to join our weekly MM idea sharing/discussion/creative or innovative exchange/organize MM related event.

    10. MM Party : A new MM party will be established to protect MM owners basic rights and interest.

    We are One stop solution to provide all the 1-8 services to all MM owner, please call us to find our more : -
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    just happened to read this thread on cna side... that philips airfryer could be good for mm.... may be i will buy 1 set and try...


    http://forum.channelnewsasia.com/sho...-out-fantastic!


    http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2...lips-airfryer/

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    I like the iBox

    Airfryer sucks. My friend used that to fry chicken wings. Not nice. So dry. Worse than roasting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evergreen
    I like the iBox

    Airfryer sucks. My friend used that to fry chicken wings. Not nice. So dry. Worse than roasting.
    After airfrying, soak in oil for half hour before consumption. Oily and tasty guaranteed.

    Avoid oil on ceiling and walls as well!

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    My son is asking me to give him a MM unit alr...he wants freedom from parents.....

    Would this be the trend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laguna
    My son is asking me to give him a MM unit alr...he wants freedom from parents.....

    Would this be the trend?
    I recommend to getting children to earn and own their HDB first because it is highly subsidised by HDB and it trains them to be financially independent. Their excess cash can be used for investment under their parents name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyenergix
    I recommend to getting children to earn and own their HDB first because it is highly subsidised by HDB and it trains them to be financially independent. Their excess cash can be used for investment under their parents name.
    In the meantime, give the child some M&M chocolates to appease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelonguni
    In the meantime, give the child some M&M chocolates to appease.
    Tasty M&M chocolates cost $600k upwards. But I think parents nowadays can afford.

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    Currently available invention.

    1. Inflatable Partner. When u need a partner just inflate him/her. when don't need deflate and hide under bed or balcony or put in plater.

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