[OFFICIAL] Quotes thread~

[玉格格]

reccession is when a neighbour loses his job, depression is when you lose yours~

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every man's dream is to sink in the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands~

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if men knew how women pass their time when they are alone, they would never marry~

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always borrow money from a pessimist, he wouldnt expect it back~

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the brocoli says "I look like a small tree."
the mushroom says "I look like an umbrella"
the walnut says "I look like a brain"
the banana says "can we change the subject?"

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some people walk into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts.
others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face~

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they said that love is more important than money. but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a big hug?

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why do gorillas have big nostrils?
becos they have thick fingers~

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the richer you get, the more expensive happines becomes~

[indomie]

[radha08]

the richer you get, the more expensive happines becomes~

like....

[indomie]

American economy model in a nut shell.

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men are like public toilets:
they are either fully taken, or full of shits~

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when the heart grieves over what it has lost, the spirit rejoices over what it has left~

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Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people~

[radha08]

small head wear small hat...

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Dont depend too much on anyone in this world.
Even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness~

[Wynyard]

记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt.
Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to create interest.

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The average woman would rather have looks than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think~

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized~

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The chemistry between people is very amazing. You can automatically click with them and feel good vibes.
You don’t even have to worry about saying the wrong things or doing something embarrassing because these people will laugh it off with you. That’s the people I like most because you can be yourself around them and do not need to worry about awkward silence.

[Simi]

A Few Good Man "You Can't Handle the Truth"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=SG&v...cBmeo&hl=en-GB

[Simi]

Cavatina


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qq9KuXd7XI

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Don't ever change yourself to impress someone, because they should be impressed that you don't change to please others ~

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Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people~

[Simi]

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOM-9A1RbFM

[princess_morbucks]

http://www.quotegarden.com/property.html

Property is organized robbery. ~George Bernard Shaw


Few rich men own their property; the property owns them. ~Robert Ingersoll, speech, New York, 29 October 1896

By abolishing private property one takes away the human love of aggression. ~Sigmund Freud

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Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profundity.
Kindness in giving creates love.

[Simi]

ONLY For A Few Dollars More Nia Nia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xPxMAhMRfk