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Santa Baby

December 25, 2015



Note: Before you read this blog post, open Spotify to play the song “Santa Baby” in the background. Do look for the 1953 original version by Eartha Kitt.

And sing along too!


Santa baby, just sell a condo under value for me;
Been an awful long curb, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a district 10 GCB too, brand new;
I’ll wait up for you, dear; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the homes I’ve missed;
Think of all the units that I haven’t snapped;
Next year I could be just as bored …
If you press on with restriction list.

Santa baby, I want a bounce and really that’s not a lot;
Been on downside all year; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing I really need …
The debt … to a passing line, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, I have my money in deposit and cheque;
Signed my ‘X’ on the line, Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim the A-B-S-D,
With some exemptions for seller stamp duty;
I really did tick it for you;
Let’s see what you’ll do for me.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing … interest …
I don’t want on the rise; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry, tonight!